I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. Guards! OLD WOMAN No, no, he talks! He does. HEAD GUARD Well? OLD WOMAN Oh, oh, he's just.he's just a little nervous. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? OLD WOMAN Well, I've got a talking donkey. PINOCCHIO Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! Gipetto takes the money and walks off. (his nose grows) HEAD GUARD Five shillings for the possessed toy. (jerks his rope) DONKEY Oh! HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got? GIPETTO This little wooden puppet. Please! Give me another chance! OLD WOMAN Oh, shut up. LITTLE BEAR (crying) This cage is too small. Next! GUARD Get up! Come on! HEAD GUARD Twenty pieces. (breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARD That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Come on! Get up! HEAD GUARD Next! GUARD (taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over.
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